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Joke Name: The Baptist Cowboy	Joke Category: Bar Jokes
Author: Mary Jane	Post Date: 02-27-2007
Rating: N/A (0 votes)	Views: 121

> A cowboy, who is visiting Wyoming from Texas, walks
> into a bar and orders three mugs of Bud. He sits in
> the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one
> in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the
> bar and orders three more.
>
> The bartender approaches and tells the cowboy, "You
> know, a mug goes flat after I draw it. It would taste
> better if you bought one at a time."
>
> The cowboy replies, "Well, you see, I have two
> brothers. One is in Arizona, the other is in Colorado.
> When we all left our home in Texas, we promised that
> we'd drink this way to remember the days when we
> drank together. So I'm drinking one beer for each of
> my brothers and one for myself."
>
> The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and
> leaves it there. The cowboy becomes a regular in the
> bar, and always drinks the same way. He orders three
> mugs and drinks them in turn.
>
> One day, he comes in and only orders two mugs.
>
> All the regulars take notice and fall silent.
>
> When he comes back to the bar for the second round,
> the bartender says, "I don't want to intrude on your
> grief, but I wanted to offer my condolences on your loss."
>
> The cowboy looks quite puzzled for a moment, then a
> light dawns in his eyes and he laughs."Oh, no, everybody's
> just fine," he explains, "it's just that my wife and I
> joined the Baptist Church and I had to quit drinking."
>
> "Hasn't affected my brothers though."

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